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Posted: 03:52AM Jan 5, 2020
Avatar for whoviandeb whoviandebAus
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Fortunately, you were released by a presidential pardon.

It's a disease, not a punch line
Posted: 07:41AM Jan 6, 2020
Avatar for jdwhite jdwhitetus
Posts: 1043

Unfortunately, none of the policemen care, and put you back in prison.

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Posted: 09:32AM Jan 6, 2020
Avatar for whoviandeb whoviandebAus
Posts: 1262

Fortunately my lawyer forced then to release me and I flew to Hawaii.

It's a disease, not a punch line
Posted: 09:36AM Jan 6, 2020
Avatar for jdwhite jdwhitetus
Posts: 1043

Unfortunately, a category 5 hurricane is heading straight for hawaii

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Posted: 07:33PM Jan 6, 2020
Avatar for whoviandeb whoviandebAus
Posts: 1262

Fortunately I stayed on high ground and weathered the storm.

It's a disease, not a punch line
Posted: 06:43AM Jan 7, 2020
Avatar for jdwhite jdwhitetus
Posts: 1043

whoviandeb wrote:
Fortunately I stayed on high ground and weathered the storm.
HOW???????????

Unfortunately, the president is ordering you to leave hawaii because he thinks it is dangerous.


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Posted: 10:12AM Jan 7, 2020
Avatar for Rove_Tarts Rove_Tartsbgl
Posts: 2221

Fortunately, Hawaii had had a revolution and is now its own country, and you don't have to listen to the president

Fake The Disco!
Posted: 04:12PM Jan 7, 2020
Avatar for whoviandeb whoviandebAus
Posts: 1262

Unfortunately, it is an oppressive regime and you are now a worker with no rights.

It's a disease, not a punch line
Posted: 06:11PM Jan 7, 2020
Avatar for jdwhite jdwhitetus
Posts: 1043

Fortunately, you manage to lead a revolution and get civil rights for everyone, including yourself.

Before was was was, was was is.
Posted: 07:55PM Jan 9, 2020
Avatar for whoviandeb whoviandebAus
Posts: 1262

Unfortunately, the economy collapses and things still stink.

It's a disease, not a punch line
Posted: 06:29AM Jan 10, 2020
Avatar for Rove_Tarts Rove_Tartsbgl
Posts: 2221

Fortunately, whoviandeb becomes president and fixes everything

Fake The Disco!
Posted: 06:30AM Jan 10, 2020
Avatar for jdwhite jdwhitetus
Posts: 1043

Unfortunately, some people in Hawaii don't like whoviandeb as president and try to overthrow her.

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Posted: 02:28AM Jan 11, 2020
Avatar for whoviandeb whoviandebAus
Posts: 1262

Fortunately I made cookies and everyone loved them.

It's a disease, not a punch line
Posted: 07:15AM Jan 11, 2020
Avatar for jdwhite jdwhitetus
Posts: 1043

Unfortunately (for you) people thought I made better cookies, because I won the bake-off 8 times, and so they made me president.

---This message was edited on 07:15AM Jan 11, 2020---

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Posted: 10:52AM Jan 11, 2020
Avatar for Rove_Tarts Rove_Tartsbgl
Posts: 2221

Fortunately I made Hawaii not exist to eliminate the highest political drama in the world

Fake The Disco!
Posted: 10:54AM Jan 11, 2020
Avatar for jdwhite jdwhitetus
Posts: 1043

Fortunately I made Hawaii not exist to eliminate the highest political drama in the world


(if you are saying that you made it disappear into nothing, then I will tell you that matter cannot be destroyed, only changed into different forms)

Unfortunately, everyone on Hawaii moved to Iceland, and started the conflict there.


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Posted: 11:00AM Jan 11, 2020
Avatar for Rove_Tarts Rove_Tartsbgl
Posts: 2221

jdwhite wrote:
Fortunately I made Hawaii not exist to eliminate the highest political drama in the world


(if you are saying that you made it disappear into nothing, then I will tell you that matter cannot be destroyed, only changed into different forms)

Unfortunately, everyone on Hawaii moved to Iceland, and started the conflict there.


(I converted it onto Neptune )

Fortunately, I don't live in Iceland


Fake The Disco!
Posted: 11:04AM Jan 11, 2020
Avatar for jdwhite jdwhitetus
Posts: 1043

Unfortunately, your family decided to move to Iceland, because it is warmer there, despite its name.

(unless you happen to live on the most south part of Greenland)


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Posted: 03:28PM Jan 11, 2020
Avatar for whoviandeb whoviandebAus
Posts: 1262

Fortunately, Rove's family disowned him so that he could live wherever he wants.

It's a disease, not a punch line
Posted: 03:46PM Jan 11, 2020
Avatar for jdwhite jdwhitetus
Posts: 1043

Unfortunately, he now has no source of income, no shelter, no food, etc.

Before was was was, was was is.
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