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Posted: 09:48AM Feb 22, 2021
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Posts: 497

Mom stop I'm trying to do homework turn The Walking Dead down

TNP is a philosopher


with great power comes great electricity bill
Posted: 01:47PM Mar 8, 2021
Avatar for Rove_Tarts Rove_Tartsbgl
Posts: 2221

How many strangers do you know?

I have given tnp an epiphany


Fake The Disco!
Posted: 02:13PM Mar 8, 2021
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Posts: 497

I do not know any strangers this has enlightened me

TNP has never left his home until now


with great power comes great electricity bill
Posted: 12:55PM Mar 9, 2021
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Posts: 3151

FREEDOM! I can see the sky! Ooh, it's so bright! I can also see the next poster, waving at me, about to explain something weird at random.

Shogi - or Japanese chess - is better than regular chess. You should visit 81Dojo.com to play shogi.
Posted: 01:16PM Mar 9, 2021
Avatar for AlienChipBrain AlienChipBraingus
Posts: 1807

Hey you over there! Did you know that tigers and lions can be crossbred? It only happens in captivity, though, because their habitats in the wild don't overlap.

TNP will rant about their favorite sport (or why they don't like any sports)


My wiki trail is now public! :D
Posted: 01:41PM Mar 13, 2021
Avatar for whoviandeb whoviandebAus
Posts: 1261

What's the big deal about sports? You run around chasing, throwing or hitting a ball to get imaginary "points" and get paid tons of money that should be going to teachers or community service workers... and it's all about rich owners making money and selling tickets and merchandise. And it's so boring! Ugh.

TNP will explain the difference between checkers and chess in two sentences or less.
Posted: 08:31PM Mar 22, 2021
Avatar for b3atbox06 b3atbox06bus
Posts: 428

Checkers is played with red and black pieces, while chess is played with black and white pieces.

TNP has traveled in the last 2 weeks


Hi
Posted: 10:10AM Mar 23, 2021
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Posts: 497

I am traveling between classes right now oops gotta close it before a teacher sees

TNP knows this is not accurate TNP


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with great power comes great electricity bill
Posted: 02:15PM Apr 26, 2021
Avatar for NoComment NoCommentgus
Posts: 81

Yeah, but I'm waiting for a chance to jump in to Accurate TNP.

TNP will tell a bad joke.


I just ate enough cookies to give a mouse diabeetus
Posted: 03:31PM Apr 26, 2021
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Posts: 497

(Unenthusiastic)
...hey guys...what do you call a fish with no ears...oops I meant eyes? **crazy running sink intensifies** a FSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSH

TNP is a god at some random obscure sport


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with great power comes great electricity bill
Posted: 02:47AM Jul 30, 2021
Avatar for The_Smithy The_SmithyAen
Posts: 45

Well I am actually the reigning champion of Extreme Ironic Tea Drinking, it's a really popular sport here in old blighty (but don't look it up because we rarely talk about it on the internet for some reason)

TNP hates tea because of a specific incident
Posted: 02:51PM Jul 30, 2021
Avatar for AlienChipBrain AlienChipBraingus
Posts: 1807

One time my friend tried to convince me to drink tea. She offered to make me some, and I took her up on that offer. I thought tea was a drink, but she brought me a cup with a piece of paper in it! (The paper was blank except for a large "T" written on it.) Who would want to drink paper? Not me. Yuck.


TNP will attempt to explain the difference between tea and T.


My wiki trail is now public! :D
Posted: 05:41AM Aug 1, 2021
Avatar for The_Smithy The_SmithyAen
Posts: 45

"T" is a delicious wet leaf drink invented by Sir Edmund Tee when it rained on a hot day and the ground tasted delicious. "Tea" is a little stand for a golf ball to sit on while you wildly swing the club at the ground around the ball.

TeaNP uses something other than caffeine to make themselves feel more awake
Posted: 06:11PM Aug 4, 2021
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Posts: 81

Staring at a computer screen for a few hours usually does the trick. (Getting help now. )

TNP has drunk too much caffeine.


I just ate enough cookies to give a mouse diabeetus
Posted: 07:39AM Aug 9, 2021
Avatar for The_Smithy The_SmithyAen
Posts: 45

YEESSSS!! Either that or my computer is shaky! Is it?! No, well, it could be.

TNP is so tired they can't type coherent sentences
Posted: 02:04PM Aug 12, 2021
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Posts: 3151

i jknow theklenxt poster peraonally. hEkor she is oioto rested inanmals

Shogi - or Japanese chess - is better than regular chess. You should visit 81Dojo.com to play shogi.
Posted: 12:09PM Sep 21, 2021
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Posts: 497

Is It VeGaN HoT dOgS? DONT SLIT CALVES' THROATS FOR MILK

TNP eats meat for breakfast, lunch, dinner and to replace sugar and to replace spice, and literally everything nice


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with great power comes great electricity bill
Posted: 07:14AM Oct 30, 2021
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Posts: 96

What!? Meat is the nicest thing I've ever had! And well, I do it to replace sugar and spice.

TNP likes to eat cakes


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You can never change the past, but can learn from it.
Posted: 05:44PM Aug 5, 2022
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Posts: 43

birthday cakes, wedding cakes, ice cream cakes, especially ice cream cakes

TNP hates math


Hello there.
Posted: 01:03AM Aug 11, 2022
Avatar for whoviandeb whoviandebAus
Posts: 1261

Obviously, I mean it starts out fine with addition, subtraction, etc., but then things begin to multiply and get exponentially out of hand. Next thing you know, you're trying to find x and not knowing why it was hiding from you. Hate is too weak a word. I loathe it!

TNP thinks puns are amazing.
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